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Monday-Crime*

" Telling you... Monday creeps on us
like a smooth criminal !!! "
..... ooops* sorry... you thought I wouldn't have my usual 'bitchin' Monday post' don't cha' ~whahhh* Anyway, hope everyone had a great weekend ~I certainly did! The highlight: watched a live performance by Pam Ann, a comedian from Australia who is currently doing her U.S tours. She was silly hee-heelarious...it was a crime not to laugh really-really hard!{great for our abdominal muscles, no?!) Anyway, since we are on the 'CRIME'-subject, here are NOT-so-smooth criminals...~Enjoy:
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" ~here's to Monday!!! "
[ I'm dangerous like that!]
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Watch out...have a black belt in Karate?!
errr...not really, but I have a fabulous + cute
black Hermès leather belt though...ehem*
~XOXO*
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-Pic : cute kitty found here

42 comments:

Couture Carrie said...

Awwwww poor kitty!

Love Hermes, darling :)

xoxox,
CC

Michael Rivers said...

I have been hearing about Pam Ann. I hope she comes to Minneapolis!

Your black belt comment reminded me of RuPaul's saying, "I don't know karate but I do know crazy!"

Jan said...

Just when I thought it was safe to mention Monday :)
You're never gonna top these images (surely?) Brilliant !

Laura Trevey said...

look at that sweet little
defenseless kitty....

xo Laura

Toothfairy said...

oh I've seen the pic before, but it's still super cute!


*loves*

Carlene said...

That first video is great. That is exactly I would fail at a life of crime.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Carlene,
Remind me not to get too close to you when you carry a gun! ~hee*

Michael,
check 'Pam Ann' on youtube darling, she is funnneee*

Iva said...

watch out Monday! Black Hermes belted Lenore is on the case :)

Tights Lover said...

I hope that poor little kitten got away...hahaha. Great post!

drollgirl said...

i am so relieved that most criminals are DUMB AND DOPEY and NOT EXACTLY SMOOTH. if they were all as smart as anthony hopkins in silence of the lambs, WE'D BE IN TROUBLE!

Phoenix said...

LOL It's Monday for sure...and I DO have a black belt but I'm pretty sure I couldn't do that flip thing that the girl did in the elevator...

too freakin' cool!

Poetikat said...

Monday IS a crime, Lee-lee. An absolutely crying shame crime!
Boo hoo!

kys said...

What a cute little kittie!

I can tell you that this whole Monday has been a crime, fo sho! And I'm about to commit a crime because my family is driving me insane!

Gigi said...

That elevator girl--man, I want to hang with her. She could be my bodyguard when I become world famous. Hee hee!

Dream Sequins said...

That sweet little kitty is guilty of one crime: being too cute for Monday. Awww.

Alicia @ boylerpf said...

I'm still laughing at the girl flipping the guy! Surprise!! That's something I dream about doing!!

Sher said...

I'm laughing over that woman in the elevator. She kicks butt!

cindy said...

i'm sorry, but i'm so glad you changed your banner. that bird thing would frighten me senseless. there's nothing scary about that ride, though. the second video is fantastic. get 'em, girl.

LENORENEVERMORE said...

Alicia,
wow-wee lady! didn't know you have that in you!! hee*

Kym said...

hahaha love that kitty photo. ahh, monday. but hey, who needs a black belt when you own something hermes? ;P

Sam said...

You saw Pam Ann!! How cool is that? She had a TV show here for a brief time - not sure what happened to it...as for pussy cat being held up - poor little thing -However, I think he has a bullet proof vest on under all that fuzzy ginger fur. ...and Monday - I'm with you - blurgh! XXX

Gabby said...

I have friends who saw Pam Ann this weekend, I heard she was great!

Hope you have a fantastic week, lady!

bananas. said...

um...i just noticed your cartwheeling panda on the sidebar. hahahahah! too cute. sorry anywho...

yea mondays do sneak up on you but unlike a smooth criminal they remind more of the notsosmooth dumb asses you got showing up there. ps. those videos always crack me up.

Joyce said...

You are a hoot! You always make my Mondays. xoxo

Shaddy said...

The only belts I have are leopard print, black or brown leather and a few other colors. No black belts in karatefor me either, unfortunately.

Yelena R. said...

Hahaha...smooth criminals indeed...Have a wonderful week!

the paris house said...

Oh that cute little kitty, when I clicked onto your post I was wondering what in the world LNM was up to now..., you are a riot!! Glad you had a fun time this weekend and laughted hard,( really does boost the immune system) I laughed that hard Friday night and my stomach muscles still hurt!! I laugh until I almost pass out it is rather embarrassing, Funny Funny videos.
xx
B

Elizabeth Marie said...

hahaha get em Lenore, death to Mondays by Hermes!

pinkapplecore said...

hahaha, I love those! I've seen the girl one before but not the dropping gun. haha

Clorivak said...

its a hold up, gimme all your catnip.

I love watching stupid criminals in action, hope your monday was fab not drab..have a great week!

LOVE the new header..I'm trying to pick out a new one,but I can't decide.

Savvy Gal said...

poor kitty cat. ahh.....

trishiekoh said...

Poor little kitty cat!

Diana said...

*LOL* dumb criminals!

Dustjacket Attic said...

Oh yeah, Hermes will knock em down for sure girl.

Well I've got a smile on my face now, thanks darling.
xoxo

caroline @ patagonia gifts said...

oh - my - God !! ha ha ha, that woman in the elevator is great! I should practice 'a bit' to try to do the same! hope you had a peaceful Monday, darling! xo

Sara said...

lol that made me smile!! (and laugh)

Dumbwit Tellher said...

No one cracks me up like you. Kitty pic is tremendous Xx

The Seeker said...

I always come visit you without knowing what to expect and you always manage to surprise and amuse me. You're the best, gorgeous you!!!!!

This is sooooooooooo funny.
Tons of love

xoxo

Down and Out Chic said...

bahahahah, look at her slam that asshole to the ground! you go girl!

sofiasophie said...

ahahaha
hilarious!

thanks for thesse laughts.....

Gabbi said...

Weekend sounds lovely and that elevator clip is fantastic... such skills and in a pleated skirt!!

SQCXLover said...

Hit HIM....you go girl...