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HELL-ooo.....




...this is a recorded interactive voice response message... who doesn't hate it...it's hell!!! hell-ooo... hee!

" Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu :

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever."


Click!!! WHICH 'number' DO YOU PRESS DEAR???


- ARTWORK : TOP PIC by EMILY MARTIN - MIDDLE PIC by JULIETTE OBER - BOTTOM PIC by SARA NORRIS - SPECIAL THANKS TO DEBz FOR HER FUNNY EMAIL - WRITER UNKNOWN & MYSTERIOUS.

53 comments:

fashion said...

hi
hello
how was your day?
i liked your blog
you are fantastic!!!

really nice blog
fabulous fantastic
bye
take care
see you
i have added you in my blogroll.
i hope you also like to my blog in your blogroll

fashion said...

hi
hello
how was your day?
i liked your blog
you are fantastic!!!

really nice blog
fabulous fantastic
bye
take care
see you
i have added you in my blogroll.
i hope you also like to my blog in your blogroll

TINE said...

Hahah! I loved this post. And the pictures are beautiful! How are you doing? I hope you have a great weekend!

Hayley Lau said...

Hi there, thanks for your comment on my blog. I love that first image by the way. So cute!

ashley said...

tee hee- thanks for the visit to my blog- i love yours already-
how funny {and strangely true;)} is that post.
hope the autumn leaves are stunning where you are- do come and pop in to see summer over here;)
x ashley

Inspire the Starling said...

I have been known to get slightly delusional on occassions, so I guess it's 7 for me. Your blog is one of the few which i actually find funny! nice work. Really cute pics too...wanna exchange links missy?

Happy autumn right back at ya Cx

xphoebelinax said...

oh i love...! :P i laughed so hard :P i would totally be the short-term memory loss haha

dolce vita said...

Ha, fabulous!!!

I love the little phone dress picture :)

you are a lovely break to my day

xo

Bonbon Oiseau said...

ha! I love your blog--thank you for visiting mine!

Romeika said...

Lovely artwork!

heartofpearl♥ said...

ahah aw i always love your posts! i think id press 999999999 hehehe :D
aw and the telephone girl is so cute hehe mwax

Franco said...

3,4,5,6 and 7.
also I want to-- wait, what's that? you want me to press 17? who are you? oh My conscious? oh ok that's not weird at all-- and 17 as well.
..
you have to help me, there's somone in my head who tells me what to do! he told me to press 17 but I really didn't want to, quick call someone, too late! he already heard me!! he's taking overrrrr meeeee!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhh!....
....
*french accent* Hello marie.

Dorkys R. said...

Hahaha, this is hilarious Lenore!

How about:

If you you're an indecisive loony, select all of the above. Our operators will make a decision for you.

TaMs* said...

hee hee.
Loved these.
One of each please....
1,3,5,6,...
need I say more. :)

please sir said...

Haha - that's crazy! Love the images!

mermaid said...

i probably should hang up. :] haha this was hilarious and delightfully entertaining. <33

much love,
mermaid

itsbowietime said...

hahahah funny!!! I like the pictures! Ive been good, thanks for asking. What about you?? I love your blog, seriously. Nice color combos too! have a good day love!

enc said...

I hung up on you!

That was pretty funny, L. ;)

Gowri said...

i luv the pics!

Eelie said...

Oh i don't know if i should be offended about this post. I'm a bit ditzy right now because i've just finished my exams and habn't eaten in about 7 hours but are we ridiculing a service taht allows this? or something else?

Eep, ignore me! :)


Helllllloooo btw, lol, hope this weekend starts off well for you :O

amy turn sharp of doobleh-vay said...

I am loving yr blog!!!! xo

Mattie said...

that's sooo funny. where do you finds this stuff.

you have a lovely weekend too babe

laters

Dapper Kid said...

Haha love it, I'd personally hang up...but that's just me, I hate recorded messages.

Alex said...

HAHAHAHA. this is great! and the pictures. the pictures of just lovely.

Jess said...

There's a ringtone you can get with that on - beeps and everything.

I loved the pictures, particulrly the second one.

The Seeker said...

LOL this is too funnyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

The pictures are sooooooo cute!!!!

I think I will hang up.

Hope you're having a great weekend dear.

xoxo

Rachel said...

I love the phone-girl at the top!

lacouturiernyc said...

i loved this post. and the pictures are fab!

xoxo,
La C

numerocuatro said...

what a great post!
so funny.
i guess i'd press 1.

xx

vuvie said...

Oh! Hahaha

Songy said...

That's hell funny.

penelope said...

LOL this is hilarious! How on earth did you come up with it!? The images were so cute!

Sue O. (aka Joannie, SS) said...

Great blog-I love the "pink" pics and theme ;-)! It's happy, and an addition to the phone message..."If you are suffering delusions of grandeur, please hold for first available monarch or head of state"...

melmo said...

great pics I love all your pink pics hihi

yeah my hair looks different is used a "curlmaker" (don't know hoe to call it)

the spool artist said...

i think i will press 9, wait a minute, what number was that again? oh, 9... or was it really 9 or 8?

hahaha... this is an amazing post!

will surely crave for more like this...

Susanna-Cole said...

I'd press 9 ... I have trouble remembering little things a lot! :P

And so funny you should mention that verse in your comment, because I just read and was thinking about that one before, words to live by for sure! :)

xoxo,
S-C

hannah said...

haha. how funny.

Namnet said...

Hi Lenore,
Superb post:-) I was laughing aloud:-)
I must say, I didn´t like pink colour. But going through your blog I found this colour nicer and nicer:-) I should buy some pink tee-shirt or something...
I will return soon here:-)
Thank you for visiting my blog, and wish you happy autumn too:-)

Mary-Laure said...

This made me laugh out loud. I'll send the post to my mom, a PhD in psychology!

*indie_queen* said...

Hahahaha... I've seen this joke before but had forgotten it. Thanks for bringing it back to my attention!

Courtney said...

I love the illustration at the top of this post! It's so cute. Also, thanks for visiting my blog!

Amelia said...

lol...1

♥ fashion chalet said...

I've always wanted a pink phone. Just like Carrie Bradshaw. Muah! Have a fun Sunday, doll.

xo/ fashion chalet

Bella said...

Ohmygod that's hysterical! Fantastic!

editor said...

lol
and the real test of if you're insane is if you didn't hang up immediately!

love that top pic.

designerman said...

sorry about larry king!
love what you are doing here with colors and images. chic!!

heartofpearl♥ said...

YES that's why I love Tokyo & London too omg I thought I was the only one feeling like this. I wish more people dressed up so I can! I know, I should just dress and not care but it's something I cannot really change now hehe! x

Winnie said...

Haha, I love the images you've used.

Valentine said...

How timely is this blog post of yours! I was really contemplating on checking meself into a facility a few hours ago. Been having the strangest dreams ever. Anyway, I do think Im bipolar.. yea. So which number do I press? :-)

But seriously, dear, this post made me laugh so much!

May Kasahara said...

love the images ♥

issa said...

HA! hilarious.. love the photos..

Sara Christine said...

Obsessive-compulsive for me, please! Love the little collection of pink telephones. You post great pics on your blog. :)

Jernest** said...

hahahahaha

This post was so much fun!!! i´m still laughing

Thanks for stopping by, your blog is great too

I´m gonna look 4 the green theme now.. xoxo